“someday stupidity will NOT be rewarded with a TV show but with a slap to the face instead”
—themerchdude (via themerchdude)
January 2011
12 posts
“the only reason you’ll need that umbrella is to shove down your throat until you learn to watch who you talk shit to.”
—(via amandaxrae)
Tour Mom Says: Lesson 14: Self Respect, Dirtbags, and the Internet →
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Lately I’ve been bombarded with texts, emails, messages. “Oh my God did you see _______’s nudes on ______????” These sites are popping up at a fairly horrifying rate if you ask me. At this pace no one from this generation’s going to be able to run for public office thanks to the iPhone, jaded…
I don’t care about status updates and followers. I’m sick of spending countless, pointless hours online. I’m sick of reading pointless entries of what my friends are eating for lunch. I want my friends to know what I’m doing cause they sent me a text or picked up the phone and called me. Not cause they read it online. I want to spend more time outside. Living life.
“If the height of your heel is longer then your hem… Go home. You’re Fired”
—(via tourmomsays)
Fifteen rules of being a lady:
1. Never let men get the best of you.
2. Have a perfect little black dress.
3. Be polite. More importantly, don’t ever be rude to someone you’ve never met before.
4. Know who you are and staying confident in yourself no matter what anyone or society says.
5. Work as hard and as well as men do, but look just as good, if not better doing it.
6. Smile in pictures. You will want to remember being happy.
7. Always stay humble.
8. Have passion in whatever you believe in.
9. Respect yourself- Keep it classy and never trashy.
10. Love yourself and don’t be afraid to let love in.
11. Appreciate world culture.
12. Read as much as you can.
13. Have manners and never forget to use them.
14. Take chances.
15. Live your life in peace and love.
